The year is 2030, Ted was just hallucinating, turns out he’s still single with no kids and is about to get eaten alive by cats (like what Barney predicted in Robots vs. Wrestlers). The cats are mutants which resulted from toxic waste dumping that Marshall couldn’t help prevent.
Submitted by peckspectation
"There’s as many atoms in a single molecule of your DNA as there are stars in the typical galaxy. We are, each of us, a little universe."
Neil deGrasse Tyson, Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey
(Ep 2: Some of the Things that Molecules Do)
(Source: ckerouac, via gershons)